恭喜发财 / 恭喜發財 !!!


if you is NOT Chinese or can not be bother to lern langwish that titel mean HAPINES N PROSPARITY.  you say it like “”Kunghei fatchoy”” .  it is Chinese New Year or Spring Festivel as we call it.  we has a difrant anamel every year n this year it is FIRE ROOSTER what is a chiken.

if you was borned in year of Rooster it is bad year for you.  soz to be bring of bad newz n that but if your anamel is the one what is for that year it is unluckyest one of your life wish is relly bad for Elaine cos she is one.  o well.

me n sisters celabrate new year on sunday.  we did not do it befor then cos sister Marcia was away on bisnis.  she were doin modleing for few days so we save party til she come back.  what we did was eat chocklit what was part payment for her modleing job.

this is chocklit what we eat


they is Kinder cuntryside freindz. one is chiken one is ladybird n one is cow.  they is Kinder chocklit wish is VERRY good.  my favrit chocklit is wite butens n these is like wite butens but creemyer n have normel chocklit on top.

we have party where we all have giggelz n talk abot how mush we look forwerd to new year n all what we done in last year.  we eat chocklit (ecsept Edith who is vegen n Marcia who is modle).  we eat chiken one.  they is VERRY big chocklit n we got verry drunk on it!

we did not eat ladybird cos we was full so here i can show you how big they is.  they is allmost as big as Suzume!


i got big chocklit hang ovar here!!!

here is some picsures of other pepol celabrate new year!


nise fambly scoffin noodel n stuf


this two pepol deside to show off for camra


this man in street deside to wear mask what make him look like a gay


some chavs bein loud n one climin on furnisur


this boy got lucky money envalopz. he is spoilt n will probly spend it on cigz n switz


this woman deside to go on hike n look at finga nailz


this fatty deside to be “”difrant”” n dress as bunny in year of fire rooster like a idiat

i hope you has nise new year even if you is NOT Chinese persen.  if you wanoo educate yourself then you could bothar to read this articel wish is verry good n ecsplain all what we do for new year.

next post i will tell you abot my modle agensy n intervoo Miss Marcia abot bein a modle n what happen on her shoot last week!

your freind,




anty depresent withdronal HELL :(

soz that i has not update for a wile but i is VERRY poorley at the momant.  i has spokan lot abot my struggel with mentel elf problam becos there is no stigma n that so i will tell you what is happen.

becos of bad fings what happan in past i got depress.  i were told i had to take tablit call ANTY DEPRESENT.  at first i were scare abot it n sat at tabel with glass o water with tablit in fingas n did not no what to do.  do i take it?  will it make me feel better?  will pepol call me a spaz if they know?  will it give me trip like snifin gloo?

i tooked it.

what happen tho were this.  i gone n got fat.  it is sumet to do with how it effec body so when i started to eat loadz o chocklit i gone n got verry fat.  here is picsure.


this is me cos of “mirtazapine”

well it make me verry mush more depress cos you no i is usally a very nise slim littel girl.

even tho i no it is not good idea to go n stop takein tablits i stop takein tablits all o a suddan.

this is what happen


me feelin poorley in bed n like there is no reeson to go on with life

i were tellin every one on internets abot it, tellin every one on bus, train, in shops, all strangars what i sawed.  i lost TEN STONES in a day.  my mood is verry bad.  i keep cryeing abot littel things n wantin to jump off a bildin n swetin all over n gettin a fizy head n put ten stones back on n goin on twiter n askin strangars what to do cos i is verry depress cos it is a VERRY strong tablit like heroin.  well it is acsualy strongar than heroin n all drugz in the world.  i can not get out o bed or do owt (not even colorin in).

sisters was verry undastandin but gabz say that even edith is gettin a littel bit pis off with me now for bangein on abot it.

it mihgt take MUMFS to get off it n i cant be arse to phone docter n ask advise becos it is new hoby to talk abot my battel with anty depres.


if i get throh this i will post again soon n let you no how i is gettin on.

your poorley freind

Linda :(




chocklit revew PART ONE Laima Serenāde

how have been your bank holaday week end.  did you go to carnivel?  we did not coz pepol get stab n that.  we did our chocklit event whish is mush more plesent!

first one what we test is Laima Serenāde chocklit bar.  it have elejant wrapink n have picsures of music instramants on front n picsure of what is in this chocklit.  you can see this have apricop n hazel nutz.


bar o chocklit we revew


company got together in 1870 n they use same resipy what they have been useing for almost a hundrad year!  it is made in Latvia.  it were part of Rusha untill resently when iron curtens were taken down.



Latvia when iron curtens


it is here on map


Latvia with out iron curtens


that is where the chocklit is from but now impotant qweshon – HOW DO IT TASTE?  

i took pis out o raper.  i do not know what to exspec.  ingrediant is in forin so i do not know if it is liqwid centar or hard or what ???

ingrediant on internets say it is “fruit jelly, apricots, nuts and a touch of magic that only a real chocolatier knows“. interaresting!


it is nesesary to eat the choklit to find out taste!

it is not possabel to tell by tush alone.  i think we need a cup o tea n see what is inside this chunk o goodness!


chocklit is best with cup o tea so Elaine got cup o tea in sosesh dog cup. she do not dip chocklit pis in to long cos that wold make it drop into tea n that wold not be good for test perpas.

chocklit is dark.  it has no less than 39% coco whish is a good chocklit.  inside is NOT soft, it have bit o dried froot n nut in it!  haveing high content o coco i wold think it migt be a littel bit bitter like what Lindt chocklit migt be but bitternas of chocklit is verry nisely conbined with a littel suger frootines of apricop pises.

it is a VERRY tastey chocklit n proov of good qwality dark chocklit is that it is verry rish n so you can NOT bing on it.  one pis n you is satisfy.  littel nut pises are spesal n togethar it is all verry clevar, delicat n tastey conbinason!

elaine had to test befor i try cos it migt have drug or somat cos it is from Rusha.  she try n then go LINDAAAAAA I IS DIEING…..IT BURN……..IT IS POISAN!!!  n she fall on bed n look like she die.  i were VERRY scared.  i were scared cos if it were poisan then i do not get to do blog what i promis Darren!  i say to marcia, o elaine is die you can cut up her posh cloves now n make frockz in your size!  Elaine suddanly came alive again at this point n go O NO YOU DO NOT.  hehe.

any way she pratend it is poisan but it not relly but it still make Nell bit scare o tryin. her fase show she is scare


she did try tho cos she sawed that i is alrigt after eatin some.  she were verry suprise at bits o nut n froot in it n say she have never taste sush tastey chocklit!


Gabz relly like how it smell!

Gabz try next.  she smell it n think it is verry good.  she say she will have baff one day if she can have meltad chocklit insted o water xD   she like the chewey jelly pises best. i think this is cos she like caremel n like a chewey elament to her chocklit ecsperiens.


we enjoy this chocklit VERRY mush and spend many howers talk abot it n tryin more to make sure we relly do like it.

we will revew othar chocklit in next post.

if you is gonoo do chocklit tasteing remamaber to put a tissoo arownd your cloves to pratect it from chocklit pises.  allso you gonoo have to brush teefs so they do not go black n fall out.

hope you like this revew!  we dedicat this post to Willy Wonka who have die today :(  even tho you make horrabel americen chocklit, fank you for all you done for chocklit lover o the world even if your product were poor quality.






chocklit event!

this week end i is haveing spesal chocklit tasteing event tasteing chocklits what Darren boght for me this week!

invited gests is Gabz Nell n Suzume. they will be tasteing allso n givin thier opinian n mark out o 10 for chocklit.

this is where it happen


i make spase look pretty n comfy.  Dorian help with poster.  it say I LOVE CHOCKLIT! TASTEY! CULTURAL! whish is what week end is gonoo be!  that is one o chocklit swits we is gonoo revew.

i aks Gabz n Nell what is thier favrit chocklit swit.  Gabz like Twix n Curley Wurley. she say she like a chalange.  Nell like Revels cos she like elemant of suprise n allso the chocklit what pop cos it have spase dust in it cos it make lipz tingel ^_^  Suzume like whit chocklit buttenz.

i got to go n plan event now.

see you soon!






soz. i is busy scofin yam yam!

somat VERRY grate happen what make me verry exsited!!!  elaine got back from byin rubish in shopz n say LINDA THERE IS A PACKIT HERE FOR YOU.  i thoght hm that is odd i has not order owt of internets with Elaines paypal butten.  i open it n it is BIG BIG BAR OF CHOCKLIT N A BIG BIG BIG PACKIT O CHOCKLIT SWITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  IT IS CHOCKLIT WHAT IS MADE WHERE ASMR MANIA LADY LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

it is presant off best freind Darren!  he say i need to do blog abot forin chocklit!  i were a bit scare about eat Rushan chockit cos after what i sawed on you toob.  it cold be drug or made o chiken feets.  Elaine were VERRY kind n sugest with Darren they try one eash to make sure they is not drug.  they did NOT feel qweer after eatin one so they is not poisen. YEHHHHHHH!   Elaine say i WILL not like em tho n she shold eat em insted coz they taste o dog bref, mows n flys.  sister Dorian say that is rubish cos she have had em n they is VERRY tasty!!!!!

tomorow i gonoo do a pop up Rushen chocklit tasteing spase with some sisters n we will tell you all abot factry it were made in n what is in it n how it taste.  i will do some picsures but NOT a vidyo coz it is not nise to hear suckin o chocklit n i do not care what some freeks what say they do say.  it is to gros n persanly i think they shold go n get some help n that.

here is picsure of me with messesh to Darren.  you is verry verry kind n generos persen.


my messesh to Darren!

fank wow!!!  i is verry greatfull !!!!!!!!

Elaine gone n got some stuffs for her feets what make em nise n not scaley or crack or owt n have spesal sock what you wear when you put it on.  Marcia will do it n all in pamper party tonigt but will not wear sock.  she only wear tits coz she has styal! Marcia allso got a new pen!  it is METEL PINK.  she let me borow it to do messash for Darren but she will use it to do invatasons n gosip letter to freind Gwen Stefani who live in draw n Robb who live on sofa neer winder.

befor i go i will show you somat funny.  it is littel Suzume who foto bom when i were tryeing to have serias picsure done.  she is verry funny n allways do stuffs like this!

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Suzume suprise Elaine n made her jump n fone allmos come out o her hand!

that is all for now.  i relly HAD to share grate news with you!

hope you will like next blog post as mush as i like makein it yam yam!!!




Bit o a “situason”

when i post last blog i write to ASMR Mania n say i were gonoo go n stay at her hows in Rusha n eat chocklit n teash her English.

Elaine were VERRY consern abot it n last nigt we wotsh sumat on you toob what show me what Rusha is like.

it is filmz abot childran growin up in that land n what life is like when there is no chockit all the time.

it make me bit fricken.

we first see childran when they is 7 n now they is teenage 14.

one girl is VERRY brainey.  she do not go to skool coz she is too brainey!  she collect books n speak lot o langwishes.  i think she wold be good freind.  here is some of book she collect.


too brainey for skool


another boy do not like skool. he collect beer can n cig packit. he been collectin em for 5 year. he like to take his cloves off with his freind n they hit eash other with twigz!!!


he collect beer can NOT book


he like to get swety with freind n show bumz 


there is boy what like rap. he have chickenz what he keep in his bed room in a bocks


he do rap song n let his chickenz out of the bocks n they have pop up rap party in his room

this one have 12 brother n sisters n she have no telly.  she lisan to her mum read Bibel story.  she is VERRY qweer.  she do not like skool cos they tell her humenz were NOT made in a garden one day.



She do not beleif proper FACT but beleif in Bibel 


one girl is in mentel hospital coz she tried to make her self dead18


this one do NOT live in mentel hospital but she allso took pillz



where is littel boy who is from plase simalar to where Blythe is made.  when he were 7 he have big dreem o bein a film maker.  now he sell chooin gum



two sisters wanted to be ballay danser when they was older but now they wotsh crap on telly n like boyz


Rushan boy are good at gifts! 


she wotsh crap americen telly show


Dorian say they is all gettin like america cos they stop haveing iron curtens.  a lot of childran think iron curtens were better


it is verry violens in Rusha in some plases.

one littel boy lived in plase for orphen coz his mum n dad they die n his grama cold not feed him.  when he got famos on telly coz of show lots of pepol in the world say we will have him n he went to live with fambly in america but they did not like him n he cry


the lady want him to get sent back to Rusha.  it were difacolt to get him to america in first plase cos USALLY only disabeld kidz can go n get adops in Rusha but he were famos so they sent him to a plase where the fambly did not like him at all. at end of show he were livin with another fambly in america.  i do not no if he like it. me n sisters are VERRY happy in England with Elaine n Darren.  We is VERRY lucky.

this littel boy was in first film.  he had no home cos solshers crush his hows n he live in camp made o wooden tent.  this is sad part tho



they did not find him when he were 14.  i hope he have hows now.


SO I DO NOT THINK IT IS VERRY GOOD TO GO TO RUSHA.  there is lot of sadnes n war n bad pepol unles you is VERRY rish.

i will have to think o an ecscus to say why i can not be collect from post offis (probly say i is havein periad) where lady off asmr you toob live.  it is to dangaros to go n i see why elaine is scare for me.  even when boys give you stickarz n lollyz it is not worth takeing risk cos i can get elaine to buy me chocklit n stickarz from wilkinsen.

i wold advis you do NOT go for holaday there.  even tho palitacal situason in England is not verry good it cold be a lot wors.  do NOT figt over fonez n stuffs cos some littel childran do not have nowt of thier own in hole world  :(

hope this is not to depres but some time every one need “realaty check”.  that is what Elaine say to me when i start showt when chocklit is all gone.





ASMR revew n update!

Elo!  it is Linda ^_^

it is VERRY long time sinse i post on blog but that is becos i has been VERRY busy.  i been makein fingz for bissniss, reedin news, makein news, observin creatifity, bein creatif.  BEIN KIDNAP, gettin rescue.  SO MUSH STUFFS!!!

i thogt it time that i wrote somat becos i has a LOT o e mail askein what i been doin n relly wantin me to come back cos you is wonderin what is hapenin to freind Linda but i is okay.  do not ask me to put harts n that on profile cos i relly is okay n it will pis me off if you do that cos it is annoy!!!!!!


i been wotshin a lot o asmr vidyo youtoob cos you know i been asmr artist n so like to keep fingar on puls of what is goin down in asmr world.  this is revew of a asmr artist what elaine wotsh.  i had idea to chooz one of her vidyos n tell you all abot it n all stuffs what is hapenin in it n tecnical stuffs.  it is serias revew so if you get stuck on any wordz e me n i will tell you what they mean.

here is me in pop up spase vewin room.


you can see i is wearin a verry cool dress!  it is made o paper n it is somat me n sister Marcis is design.  we is gonoo do a pop up paper dress work shop verry soon n will post detail here.  they is very conveenient n this one have sqware on it n you can color in your own design n that.  ticket to event will be £17.17 n it is a spase for comunity to get togethar n be create!


ANY WAY the asmr vidyo i choose is


ASMR mania is Rushan lady who speek Englesh but not verry well.  she do lot o vidyos like when she wosh your hairz, pratends to be your secretery, n do other stuffs like pratend to be teasher.  there is one where she has got littel doll n draw it!


me wotshin asmr in pop up vewin spase. for asmr ear pones is a must has!

i done this one cos i like the titel.  what happen is she pratend she is lady who work in swit shop.  it have sound of eatin. that is not verry nise (eew!) but i wanted to look at her swits if i is veryy honast with you ^_^ (n i do NOT like havein hairz wosh even roll play).

she have done up room to look like swit shop. she make flower out of tissoo paper n got bockes of switz what she done all pretty in tissoo paper. it look VERRY nise like a party! she is makein bocks look nise n nise crinkel sound.


she make bocks look nise n it make crinkel sound. there is lot o swits what is probly from £world

she notis you come in to her shop n ask how you is. she say durin this week we test chocklit swit! she say they is “chocklit nowaltys presented in thier inspection” n she will wilinly tell me abot the noweltys n I will have “happy ocason” to TRY EM ALL!!!!!

she ask what switz i prafer. i say CHOCKLIT n she hear me n say what sort of chocklit do I like best. with nut or somat.

she give me a chocklit n say it is from a factry in her land. she unrap it n it make nise crinkel. she have one n all. they is soft creem fillin with shreded nut n cover with milk glaze. she have a bite n it is VERRY crunshy. she eat chocklit with her mouf close wish is good.


this chocklit is nise with cup o tea!

she say chocklit is espesally delishos with tea n go n make a cup o tea for me. this is VERRY good swit shop!


Marcia notis lady is wearin a top what have bird cage on it n commant it is nise.

now we have another chocklit from difrant factry. it is milk chocklit with orange n it is glaze like last one. she bite it n it is NOT verry crunshy. she say it is intarestin swit.


nise choklit what have orange in it

she say next one is VERRY tasty. she say where they is made. it is glaze n has creemy “feelink” with hazal nut n have an “elejant rappink”. Marcia agree. is you? she smell chocklit n look verry happy!!! she say it is delisous n light. MmmMMmmMMmmmmm. it is verry crunshy. she say it is possabel to scoff all swit at onse coz of size n so is imposabel to share.


this chocklit have “elejant wrappink”

this lady love chocklit almost as mush as i like it!
next chocklit she do not eat. i fink she is getin a bit full in the tummy! it is for kidz n have disny persen on raper. they do not contain nut. it have LITTEL MERMAID on it.


choklit for kidz what has picsure of Littel Mermaid on it


next chocklit she say have chocklit lip kisses on rapper. she show it you so you beleif her n do not say she is lieing.


she do NOT lie


she do fase what tell me she is feel a littel bit sick cos she eat so mush chocklit.  it is funny! on a serias note artist DO suffer for their workingz.



this chocklit have caramal.  it is not crunshy but chewey n you hear a lot o horrabel chewing sound.  it is not nise but chocklit will be nise or she would of spit it out in hand. she like this one verry mush she say but caramal stick to teef.

next one is VERRY BIG!


BIG chocklit!

it have caramal n hazel nut with added coco buter.  it is the crunshyest so far but i notis she only take littel bite. she say it is popalar in Germany n Switserland.

she start laugh when she say she will try another cos it is obv she is feel a littel bit poorley now.  she say YOU CAN’T? n agree it is verry “nutrisanist”.

Marcia have been sayin that she eat a LOT o calarys n it is nise that she enjoy chocklit but she need to wotsh her figar or she will get obees if she carry on with bing.

what she do is give me a packash of a mix of switz


chosin some choclitz you can take home (only roll play) :(

she tell us what she is chose but do not eat em.

this vidyo was verry good. i lern a LOT abot chocklit in her land n she went to trobel of makein room nise like party.  i did NOT like slushin sounds of chooing, but i like crinkel sound of rappin. she allso give help full hint to buy small chocklit cos you get more in a killo. it is shame there is not pop up swit shop where you can go n get free switz n cup o tea :(

i were VERRY hungrey for chocklit after this n look for plase i can get this switz. it is here


feel free to get some for your self n feel free to buy some from Linda.  send me e mail n i will give you adress to sent em to.  fank you in advanse ^_^

Buy Rushan switz here

i hope you like this post n find it educasonal n i has let you know a littel bit more abot asmr tecnics n chocklit from other landz.

if you use this info for your essay at skool do not forget to say it is from Linda’s blog.

i will post soon all abot paper dress pop up spase.

until then be nise ^_^


Linda XXX


the Kray Twinz twinz – a convasason

gabz went sawed new film abot Kray Twinz twinz on toosday n will be presentin her opinien of it in next blog post.  after editoriel meetin earliar atended by me n gabz n dorian we desided we will in fusur call gabz’s film revoos “convasasons” cos dorian say it is more hi brow n more fittin with blog.

befor we go n do convasason abot acsal film we thot it a good idea to tell you a bit abot the Kray Twin twinz so you no what gabz is talkin abot in her convasason.

here is transcrep of convasason with gabz abot em:

L: elo gabz let us talk a bit abot Kray twin

G: yes i has done some resersh on em to prapar for film n it help no what were goin on

L: tell me what is Kray Twin

G: they is two twinz call Ronnie n Reggie Kray.  they is deaded now but they was alive in olden days maybe like 60 year ago.  here is picsure of em with pet snake!

Kray twinz with thier littel snakes

Kray twinz with thier littel snakes

L: they is twin n not same persan?

G: they is identacel twins meanin they look the same ecsep one is a littel bit uglyer than othar n is a gay.  to halp get their names right tho one deside to wear spex

1966, London, England, UK --- The Kray twins at home after having been questioned by police about the murder of George Cornell. --- Image by © Hulton-Deutsch Collection/CORBIS

Ronnie Kray twin deside to wear spex so pepol can tell deferens between em

Ronnie is a bit fatter, wear spex n is a gay n mentel ill.

L: i can see deferns now that is verry consideret for him to go n do that

G: yup.  any hoo they was from East End o London so were cocknys.  they was allso gangsas n their groop were call THE FIRM

L:  they does not look gangsta.  they do not wear hanky on fase n basbol cap backwerd. i do not like rap groop.

G: lol no they did not do rap they is old gangstas what duff pepol up.  the firm were an orgenised crime groop.

this is modarn gangsta what wear hoody n do fingz with their fingas n like rap song n call woman bishes n hos

this is modarn gangsta what wear hoody n do fingz with their fingas n like rap song n call woman bishes n hos

L:  :O  what did they go n do?

G: they go n do robbin, arsen, make pepol what own bisnases pay em to not go n vandelis thier proparty n duf pepol up who go on thier pash of turf, or maner as it is oftan call.  they is verry vilent n do a lot o talkin with thier fist!

L: like when elaine draw eye on hand n make fist say funy thing?

Elaine talk with fist

Elaine talk with fist

G:  XD no!  talkin with fist is allso what you say when it mean beat pepol up!  there were allways a LOT o clarat when they get pis off with pepol

L: what is that

G: clarat is red wine but i do NOT mean they is alcaholec cos in cockny langwish it mean BLOOD.

L:  : O


old man talkin with his fist to a Kray twin. he is only pratendin to be punshin him or els he would o got twated by Kray who is relly hard

G: they have clubz where famos pepol went for drink.  they do bad stuffs like kill pepol but they do not go to prisen mush becos pepol were to scare to go n say it were them cos they would o come after em n talked with thier fist.  the one with spex was an open homosexal n went to partys for gays to have sexuel activity n thier were a lot o pepol like polatisians n lords n stuff what go.

hows of lordz where a lot o gay activitys goes on

hows of lordz where a lot o gay activitys goes on

G: Ronnie the gay were allso mentely ill n have to take tablats.  evensuly both twin went to prisen for murderin (wish i will menson in film blog).  Ronnie went to mentel prisen n Reggie went to normel prisen and went gay n all as well as gettin marryed to a woman.

L: like what elton john do?

G: kinda ecsep elton john were in closet (not prisen) when he marry woman then said i is a gay n marry a man

L: wow that is confuse

G: his wife were a beerd

L: on fase?

G: no beerd is woman what pratend to be gf of a gay so no one know man is a gay in days when gay were a bad fing for pepol to think abot

this man have beerd but is not a gay.

this man have beerd but is not a gay.

this man do not have beerd but woman IS a beerd

this man do not have beerd but woman IS his beerd

L: intarestin but VERRY confuse!!!!!

G: xD   ikr!!

L: lolz

G: in prisen they both like paintin!  here is picsure of one o Ronnies paintins!

nise paintin of hows by a Kray twin Ronnie

nise paintin of hows by a Kray twin Ronnie

G: Reggie gone n fownd Jesas in prisan.

Ronnie fownd Jesas in prisan. he were in for steelin sweetz or sth

Ronnie fownd Jesas in prisan. he were in for steelin sweetz or sth

L: fank you for infarmason gabs.  it is verry intarestin n i no we all look forwerd to your post abot the film.

G: it is plesur.  i will end with song abot Kray Twinz.

L: you do that

G: i will xD

L: xD