恭喜发财 / 恭喜發財 !!!

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if you is NOT Chinese or can not be bother to lern langwish that titel mean HAPINES N PROSPARITY.  you say it like “”Kunghei fatchoy”” .  it is Chinese New Year or Spring Festivel as we call it.  we has a difrant anamel every year n this year it is FIRE ROOSTER what is a chiken.

if you was borned in year of Rooster it is bad year for you.  soz to be bring of bad newz n that but if your anamel is the one what is for that year it is unluckyest one of your life wish is relly bad for Elaine cos she is one.  o well.

me n sisters celabrate new year on sunday.  we did not do it befor then cos sister Marcia was away on bisnis.  she were doin modleing for few days so we save party til she come back.  what we did was eat chocklit what was part payment for her modleing job.

this is chocklit what we eat

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they is Kinder cuntryside freindz. one is chiken one is ladybird n one is cow.  they is Kinder chocklit wish is VERRY good.  my favrit chocklit is wite butens n these is like wite butens but creemyer n have normel chocklit on top.

we have party where we all have giggelz n talk abot how mush we look forwerd to new year n all what we done in last year.  we eat chocklit (ecsept Edith who is vegen n Marcia who is modle).  we eat chiken one.  they is VERRY big chocklit n we got verry drunk on it!

we did not eat ladybird cos we was full so here i can show you how big they is.  they is allmost as big as Suzume!

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i got big chocklit hang ovar here!!!

here is some picsures of other pepol celabrate new year!

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nise fambly scoffin noodel n stuf

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this two pepol deside to show off for camra

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this man in street deside to wear mask what make him look like a gay

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some chavs bein loud n one climin on furnisur

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this boy got lucky money envalopz. he is spoilt n will probly spend it on cigz n switz

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this woman deside to go on hike n look at finga nailz

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this fatty deside to be “”difrant”” n dress as bunny in year of fire rooster like a idiat

i hope you has nise new year even if you is NOT Chinese persen.  if you wanoo educate yourself then you could bothar to read this articel wish is verry good n ecsplain all what we do for new year.

next post i will tell you abot my modle agensy n intervoo Miss Marcia abot bein a modle n what happen on her shoot last week!

your freind,

Linda

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chocklit chit chat

probs gonoo be a reglar feasur wich is revoos of chocklit.  i has this idea cos i am live in Englend n resently lot o Americen sweetz n chocklit has been on sale in shop from big fansy shop to cheep shop what poor pepol shop in.

it is a lot more ecspensif than chocklit what is here like marz barz, snickerz, normel MnMs, crunshy, topic, kit kat, normel chewin gumz, mr kiplins victorien sponsh, dubel deckar, lion barz, froot n nutz, n lot more what is in Englend.

IS IT WORTH ALL THAT MUSH MORE COS IT IS COME FROM AMERICER?

well i got a freind to do a revoo of one of the Americen chocklit barz.  his name is Darren but that is all infermason i will give.

here is what he put in a email abot his ecsperiens with 3 MUSKATEERS what were pershas in WH SMITHS.

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AMERICER V. ENGLEND!!!

battel o the barz!!!

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i done some resersh n found an intrestin FACT.  in Americer THEY HAS MILKY WAY!  here is where it get intresting IT IS MARS BAR!  americens are RELLY gettin chocklit verry rong.  here is a fingy off yootoob where a americen is tellin us abot OUR milky wayz n THIER milky wayz (what is relly a marz bar).   There is more abot it here if you wanoo reed it cos it seem it is leaf a LOT o pepol confuse.

i persanly do NOT like milky wayz so wold NOT eat one o the fingz what Darren did.  i sudges you do not eat one n all.

PS CHOCKLIT PARTY HAS BEEN POSPONT!!!  CHOCKLIT STOK HAVE BEEN GETIN LOW (hehe) N NEED SOMEONE like Elaine TO GO N GET SOME MORE!!!  do not wory tho i is not bingin.  i only has a pis now n agen.

hope you like chocklit feasur.  leme kno if you like it n i will do more somtime

freind n felow chocklit lovar

Linda  ^_^