恭喜发财 / 恭喜發財 !!!

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if you is NOT Chinese or can not be bother to lern langwish that titel mean HAPINES N PROSPARITY.  you say it like “”Kunghei fatchoy”” .  it is Chinese New Year or Spring Festivel as we call it.  we has a difrant anamel every year n this year it is FIRE ROOSTER what is a chiken.

if you was borned in year of Rooster it is bad year for you.  soz to be bring of bad newz n that but if your anamel is the one what is for that year it is unluckyest one of your life wish is relly bad for Elaine cos she is one.  o well.

me n sisters celabrate new year on sunday.  we did not do it befor then cos sister Marcia was away on bisnis.  she were doin modleing for few days so we save party til she come back.  what we did was eat chocklit what was part payment for her modleing job.

this is chocklit what we eat

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they is Kinder cuntryside freindz. one is chiken one is ladybird n one is cow.  they is Kinder chocklit wish is VERRY good.  my favrit chocklit is wite butens n these is like wite butens but creemyer n have normel chocklit on top.

we have party where we all have giggelz n talk abot how mush we look forwerd to new year n all what we done in last year.  we eat chocklit (ecsept Edith who is vegen n Marcia who is modle).  we eat chiken one.  they is VERRY big chocklit n we got verry drunk on it!

we did not eat ladybird cos we was full so here i can show you how big they is.  they is allmost as big as Suzume!

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i got big chocklit hang ovar here!!!

here is some picsures of other pepol celabrate new year!

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nise fambly scoffin noodel n stuf

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this two pepol deside to show off for camra

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this man in street deside to wear mask what make him look like a gay

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some chavs bein loud n one climin on furnisur

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this boy got lucky money envalopz. he is spoilt n will probly spend it on cigz n switz

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this woman deside to go on hike n look at finga nailz

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this fatty deside to be “”difrant”” n dress as bunny in year of fire rooster like a idiat

i hope you has nise new year even if you is NOT Chinese persen.  if you wanoo educate yourself then you could bothar to read this articel wish is verry good n ecsplain all what we do for new year.

next post i will tell you abot my modle agensy n intervoo Miss Marcia abot bein a modle n what happen on her shoot last week!

your freind,

Linda

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the Kray Twinz twinz – a convasason

gabz went sawed new film abot Kray Twinz twinz on toosday n will be presentin her opinien of it in next blog post.  after editoriel meetin earliar atended by me n gabz n dorian we desided we will in fusur call gabz’s film revoos “convasasons” cos dorian say it is more hi brow n more fittin with blog.

befor we go n do convasason abot acsal film we thot it a good idea to tell you a bit abot the Kray Twin twinz so you no what gabz is talkin abot in her convasason.

here is transcrep of convasason with gabz abot em:

L: elo gabz let us talk a bit abot Kray twin

G: yes i has done some resersh on em to prapar for film n it help no what were goin on

L: tell me what is Kray Twin

G: they is two twinz call Ronnie n Reggie Kray.  they is deaded now but they was alive in olden days maybe like 60 year ago.  here is picsure of em with pet snake!

Kray twinz with thier littel snakes

Kray twinz with thier littel snakes

L: they is twin n not same persan?

G: they is identacel twins meanin they look the same ecsep one is a littel bit uglyer than othar n is a gay.  to halp get their names right tho one deside to wear spex

1966, London, England, UK --- The Kray twins at home after having been questioned by police about the murder of George Cornell. --- Image by © Hulton-Deutsch Collection/CORBIS

Ronnie Kray twin deside to wear spex so pepol can tell deferens between em

Ronnie is a bit fatter, wear spex n is a gay n mentel ill.

L: i can see deferns now that is verry consideret for him to go n do that

G: yup.  any hoo they was from East End o London so were cocknys.  they was allso gangsas n their groop were call THE FIRM

L:  they does not look gangsta.  they do not wear hanky on fase n basbol cap backwerd. i do not like rap groop.

G: lol no they did not do rap they is old gangstas what duff pepol up.  the firm were an orgenised crime groop.

this is modarn gangsta what wear hoody n do fingz with their fingas n like rap song n call woman bishes n hos

this is modarn gangsta what wear hoody n do fingz with their fingas n like rap song n call woman bishes n hos

L:  :O  what did they go n do?

G: they go n do robbin, arsen, make pepol what own bisnases pay em to not go n vandelis thier proparty n duf pepol up who go on thier pash of turf, or maner as it is oftan call.  they is verry vilent n do a lot o talkin with thier fist!

L: like when elaine draw eye on hand n make fist say funy thing?

Elaine talk with fist

Elaine talk with fist

G:  XD no!  talkin with fist is allso what you say when it mean beat pepol up!  there were allways a LOT o clarat when they get pis off with pepol

L: what is that

G: clarat is red wine but i do NOT mean they is alcaholec cos in cockny langwish it mean BLOOD.

L:  : O

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old man talkin with his fist to a Kray twin. he is only pratendin to be punshin him or els he would o got twated by Kray who is relly hard

G: they have clubz where famos pepol went for drink.  they do bad stuffs like kill pepol but they do not go to prisen mush becos pepol were to scare to go n say it were them cos they would o come after em n talked with thier fist.  the one with spex was an open homosexal n went to partys for gays to have sexuel activity n thier were a lot o pepol like polatisians n lords n stuff what go.

hows of lordz where a lot o gay activitys goes on

hows of lordz where a lot o gay activitys goes on

G: Ronnie the gay were allso mentely ill n have to take tablats.  evensuly both twin went to prisen for murderin (wish i will menson in film blog).  Ronnie went to mentel prisen n Reggie went to normel prisen and went gay n all as well as gettin marryed to a woman.

L: like what elton john do?

G: kinda ecsep elton john were in closet (not prisen) when he marry woman then said i is a gay n marry a man

L: wow that is confuse

G: his wife were a beerd

L: on fase?

G: no beerd is woman what pratend to be gf of a gay so no one know man is a gay in days when gay were a bad fing for pepol to think abot

this man have beerd but is not a gay.

this man have beerd but is not a gay.

this man do not have beerd but woman IS a beerd

this man do not have beerd but woman IS his beerd

L: intarestin but VERRY confuse!!!!!

G: xD   ikr!!

L: lolz

G: in prisen they both like paintin!  here is picsure of one o Ronnies paintins!

nise paintin of hows by a Kray twin Ronnie

nise paintin of hows by a Kray twin Ronnie

G: Reggie gone n fownd Jesas in prisan.

Ronnie fownd Jesas in prisan. he were in for steelin sweetz or sth

Ronnie fownd Jesas in prisan. he were in for steelin sweetz or sth

L: fank you for infarmason gabs.  it is verry intarestin n i no we all look forwerd to your post abot the film.

G: it is plesur.  i will end with song abot Kray Twinz.

L: you do that

G: i will xD

L: xD

it is good to read!

readin is nise way to relacs, it make you brainy n improof your spellin n compranensan skillz.

i aks my sisters what they is readin at the mo n here is what Edith say back.

Linda to Edith  –  is you readin a book at momant?

Edith – i am mostly tryin to improof my gitar skillz at the momant but i been verry intarested in this littel book i sawed on internets.  it is a colorin book with limarecs in it.  it is nise colors in it n i gonoo ask Elaine if she will print some out at libry so i can do some colorin with you Linda n giggel at limarecs.

here is some picsures of the book what Edith talk abot:

Edith like this book a verry lot!

Edith like this book a verry lot!

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pingwin

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monkeys

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fat cat cookin an fish

fat cat cookin an fish


there is not  a lot of readin in this book but that is okay cos there is a lot to color in!  here is page what have picsure n littel vers abot what is happen in picsure

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find out what other sisters is readin in fusur post!

freind

Linda ^_^