恭喜发财 / 恭喜發財 !!!

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if you is NOT Chinese or can not be bother to lern langwish that titel mean HAPINES N PROSPARITY.  you say it like “”Kunghei fatchoy”” .  it is Chinese New Year or Spring Festivel as we call it.  we has a difrant anamel every year n this year it is FIRE ROOSTER what is a chiken.

if you was borned in year of Rooster it is bad year for you.  soz to be bring of bad newz n that but if your anamel is the one what is for that year it is unluckyest one of your life wish is relly bad for Elaine cos she is one.  o well.

me n sisters celabrate new year on sunday.  we did not do it befor then cos sister Marcia was away on bisnis.  she were doin modleing for few days so we save party til she come back.  what we did was eat chocklit what was part payment for her modleing job.

this is chocklit what we eat

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they is Kinder cuntryside freindz. one is chiken one is ladybird n one is cow.  they is Kinder chocklit wish is VERRY good.  my favrit chocklit is wite butens n these is like wite butens but creemyer n have normel chocklit on top.

we have party where we all have giggelz n talk abot how mush we look forwerd to new year n all what we done in last year.  we eat chocklit (ecsept Edith who is vegen n Marcia who is modle).  we eat chiken one.  they is VERRY big chocklit n we got verry drunk on it!

we did not eat ladybird cos we was full so here i can show you how big they is.  they is allmost as big as Suzume!

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i got big chocklit hang ovar here!!!

here is some picsures of other pepol celabrate new year!

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nise fambly scoffin noodel n stuf

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this two pepol deside to show off for camra

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this man in street deside to wear mask what make him look like a gay

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some chavs bein loud n one climin on furnisur

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this boy got lucky money envalopz. he is spoilt n will probly spend it on cigz n switz

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this woman deside to go on hike n look at finga nailz

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this fatty deside to be “”difrant”” n dress as bunny in year of fire rooster like a idiat

i hope you has nise new year even if you is NOT Chinese persen.  if you wanoo educate yourself then you could bothar to read this articel wish is verry good n ecsplain all what we do for new year.

next post i will tell you abot my modle agensy n intervoo Miss Marcia abot bein a modle n what happen on her shoot last week!

your freind,

Linda

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anty depresent withdronal HELL :(

soz that i has not update for a wile but i is VERRY poorley at the momant.  i has spokan lot abot my struggel with mentel elf problam becos there is no stigma n that so i will tell you what is happen.

becos of bad fings what happan in past i got depress.  i were told i had to take tablit call ANTY DEPRESENT.  at first i were scare abot it n sat at tabel with glass o water with tablit in fingas n did not no what to do.  do i take it?  will it make me feel better?  will pepol call me a spaz if they know?  will it give me trip like snifin gloo?

i tooked it.

what happen tho were this.  i gone n got fat.  it is sumet to do with how it effec body so when i started to eat loadz o chocklit i gone n got verry fat.  here is picsure.

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this is me cos of “mirtazapine”

well it make me verry mush more depress cos you no i is usally a very nise slim littel girl.

even tho i no it is not good idea to go n stop takein tablits i stop takein tablits all o a suddan.

this is what happen

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me feelin poorley in bed n like there is no reeson to go on with life

i were tellin every one on internets abot it, tellin every one on bus, train, in shops, all strangars what i sawed.  i lost TEN STONES in a day.  my mood is verry bad.  i keep cryeing abot littel things n wantin to jump off a bildin n swetin all over n gettin a fizy head n put ten stones back on n goin on twiter n askin strangars what to do cos i is verry depress cos it is a VERRY strong tablit like heroin.  well it is acsualy strongar than heroin n all drugz in the world.  i can not get out o bed or do owt (not even colorin in).

sisters was verry undastandin but gabz say that even edith is gettin a littel bit pis off with me now for bangein on abot it.

it mihgt take MUMFS to get off it n i cant be arse to phone docter n ask advise becos it is new hoby to talk abot my battel with anty depres.

 

if i get throh this i will post again soon n let you no how i is gettin on.

your poorley freind

Linda :(

 

 

 

the Kray Twinz twinz – a convasason

gabz went sawed new film abot Kray Twinz twinz on toosday n will be presentin her opinien of it in next blog post.  after editoriel meetin earliar atended by me n gabz n dorian we desided we will in fusur call gabz’s film revoos “convasasons” cos dorian say it is more hi brow n more fittin with blog.

befor we go n do convasason abot acsal film we thot it a good idea to tell you a bit abot the Kray Twin twinz so you no what gabz is talkin abot in her convasason.

here is transcrep of convasason with gabz abot em:

L: elo gabz let us talk a bit abot Kray twin

G: yes i has done some resersh on em to prapar for film n it help no what were goin on

L: tell me what is Kray Twin

G: they is two twinz call Ronnie n Reggie Kray.  they is deaded now but they was alive in olden days maybe like 60 year ago.  here is picsure of em with pet snake!

Kray twinz with thier littel snakes

Kray twinz with thier littel snakes

L: they is twin n not same persan?

G: they is identacel twins meanin they look the same ecsep one is a littel bit uglyer than othar n is a gay.  to halp get their names right tho one deside to wear spex

1966, London, England, UK --- The Kray twins at home after having been questioned by police about the murder of George Cornell. --- Image by © Hulton-Deutsch Collection/CORBIS

Ronnie Kray twin deside to wear spex so pepol can tell deferens between em

Ronnie is a bit fatter, wear spex n is a gay n mentel ill.

L: i can see deferns now that is verry consideret for him to go n do that

G: yup.  any hoo they was from East End o London so were cocknys.  they was allso gangsas n their groop were call THE FIRM

L:  they does not look gangsta.  they do not wear hanky on fase n basbol cap backwerd. i do not like rap groop.

G: lol no they did not do rap they is old gangstas what duff pepol up.  the firm were an orgenised crime groop.

this is modarn gangsta what wear hoody n do fingz with their fingas n like rap song n call woman bishes n hos

this is modarn gangsta what wear hoody n do fingz with their fingas n like rap song n call woman bishes n hos

L:  :O  what did they go n do?

G: they go n do robbin, arsen, make pepol what own bisnases pay em to not go n vandelis thier proparty n duf pepol up who go on thier pash of turf, or maner as it is oftan call.  they is verry vilent n do a lot o talkin with thier fist!

L: like when elaine draw eye on hand n make fist say funy thing?

Elaine talk with fist

Elaine talk with fist

G:  XD no!  talkin with fist is allso what you say when it mean beat pepol up!  there were allways a LOT o clarat when they get pis off with pepol

L: what is that

G: clarat is red wine but i do NOT mean they is alcaholec cos in cockny langwish it mean BLOOD.

L:  : O

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old man talkin with his fist to a Kray twin. he is only pratendin to be punshin him or els he would o got twated by Kray who is relly hard

G: they have clubz where famos pepol went for drink.  they do bad stuffs like kill pepol but they do not go to prisen mush becos pepol were to scare to go n say it were them cos they would o come after em n talked with thier fist.  the one with spex was an open homosexal n went to partys for gays to have sexuel activity n thier were a lot o pepol like polatisians n lords n stuff what go.

hows of lordz where a lot o gay activitys goes on

hows of lordz where a lot o gay activitys goes on

G: Ronnie the gay were allso mentely ill n have to take tablats.  evensuly both twin went to prisen for murderin (wish i will menson in film blog).  Ronnie went to mentel prisen n Reggie went to normel prisen and went gay n all as well as gettin marryed to a woman.

L: like what elton john do?

G: kinda ecsep elton john were in closet (not prisen) when he marry woman then said i is a gay n marry a man

L: wow that is confuse

G: his wife were a beerd

L: on fase?

G: no beerd is woman what pratend to be gf of a gay so no one know man is a gay in days when gay were a bad fing for pepol to think abot

this man have beerd but is not a gay.

this man have beerd but is not a gay.

this man do not have beerd but woman IS a beerd

this man do not have beerd but woman IS his beerd

L: intarestin but VERRY confuse!!!!!

G: xD   ikr!!

L: lolz

G: in prisen they both like paintin!  here is picsure of one o Ronnies paintins!

nise paintin of hows by a Kray twin Ronnie

nise paintin of hows by a Kray twin Ronnie

G: Reggie gone n fownd Jesas in prisan.

Ronnie fownd Jesas in prisan. he were in for steelin sweetz or sth

Ronnie fownd Jesas in prisan. he were in for steelin sweetz or sth

L: fank you for infarmason gabs.  it is verry intarestin n i no we all look forwerd to your post abot the film.

G: it is plesur.  i will end with song abot Kray Twinz.

L: you do that

G: i will xD

L: xD

ME N PRESANTS!

i has only been abel to post pics now cos Elaine had terrabel headace.  i did not post em when i said i wold, but i did NOT promis i wold so it is not like i broked it or were lyin.  ask Elaine if you do not belef me.

here is nise picsures of me n presants what i told you abot

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here is me with sticker albam.  i alredy put some sticker in it.  i will show you what ones i has put in!

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i got a LOT more to put in but it is not somthin you can do with out plannin.  you need to look at page n deside where sticker wold look best.  some leefs i stuck in has come off :/  not verry sticky sticker lol.

can you see littel Tuffy photobomin?  he have been recovary buddy for Elaine when she were poorly.  i said he coud be.  he was verry good buddy!

next presant yum yum CHOKLIT!!!

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waitin for choklit party?  me to!  not sure wehn it will hapen yet but probly week end.

befor i go i will let you see new membar of fambly who is Baby Olek.

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he is here with his cuggly n Travis who is his best freind.  i will tell you mor abot him in fusur post.  he is famos n was on tely.  he went to Africa n got left there by his crual parant n so he come back here to live with nise fambly we has ^_^  pic is bit blury cos Olek were bein wigly like babys do!

now i has to go

i hope you like picsures!

freind

Linda

MY BING EATIN HELL!

did you notis that i has not been postin mush resently?  there is reson n i is only tellin you cos i no i can be insparason for others what is goin thru what i is goin thru.

some nasty bish haked into my clowd n pinshed som personel picsures wish sent my littel life in to an rolercoster ride.

you has all probly seen picsure of me stufin Qwaverz in my mowf.  it were a picsure what sister Dorian taked when she were doin spesal survaylens on my condison.

sins this time i has had lot o h8rz sendin masages sayin you is piggy n you fat n stop eatin n Linda is greedy cow n that.

i is trustin you will not jush me when i tell you that i is an over eater. that is rigt, i eat to mush. bingin.  piggin out.  call it what you wana but fact o the mater is that i were eatin lots o snax cos i were seekin comfart for the pain what i felt cos i has had  bad time in life wish you probly read abot in magezeenz.

One o Lindas troo storys abot her past aboos in her littel life

One o Lindas troo storys abot her past aboos in her littel life

i thot that may be that i were eatin to mush cos i were doin stuffs like steelin Elaines snax n eatin in secrat. she start getin thin n it becos i were takin her cakez n biskit.  i wold creep down the stars n go in kitsen cubard n even pinsh aunty anns biskitz, cakez n choklit.

i did not say nowt to sisters but Dorian is clever n she tell me she knew n showded me som picis what she took in secrat.

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lindaz reacson when she fownd out she had been fownd out for bingin

you has all seen Qwavar qwafin pic so i will not show it again (cos i can NOT find it acsaly).  Here is me bingin on choklit bar

secrat bingin on chocklit bar. one o hundradz ovar the mumfs (foto credit Dorian)

there is many more n i is still too embaresd to show the depf of my bingin but this is the pici what broke camalz back

so hi on creem n caramal sirup i cold not even move after bingin

so hi on creem n caramal sirup i cold not even move after bingin. pici credit Dorian

(here is pici of a camal you can color in if you wanoo)

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o i is so embarasad but when i sawed this i new i have to do sumat abot it.  it cold not go on!  i were lyin n pinshin n not fasin up to isoos what i had abot bein forse to live in a bocks in china n japan, havin no love, gypsiez pinshin me for fairgrownd, jimmy spesals… many reson to be feelin pain n depres.

i had so mush saport from sisters for my emosonel eatin compulson. Edith set up an help groop n it were amaze!  i cold discus my problamz n ecsperienses in a safe, confidensal, stigma free enviromant n now i is in recovary. insted of bingin i do drawin n watsh tely n danse.

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i does NOT eat cakez sweetz chocklit or snax any more.

smurf give me leeflat what she got when she were havin problam for bein on drugz n alcahal cos of her problams what she shared with us abot how she were put in binz.  it give her bad self asteem but she realiz she is like bionic woman cos she were put togethar n look amazin n we all think she is superhero!!!  we both thot 12 stepz leeflat were bols n did NOT make sens

gobladegook wtf lol

gobladegook wtf lol

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Smurf is bionic woman!!!

all you has to do is speek to pepol what care abot you. if you has non then there is pepol what you can speek to on fone who will pratend to care. googel for “bing eatin saport” or somat.

it is not easey n you wil feel like the shitz but there is hope for recovarey.  i will be your freind n help (in a distent kind o way like do NOT start sendin masages to me abot your problamz cos i do NOT have time cos i has a life)

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NOT litraly but think o how far i has come n you can do it an all

print this out at libry n stick it on your wallz

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in fusur i will be startin a saport groop on intanetz where you can buy leeflats what i has wrote n CD of medetason what Edith did, t shirtz, badshez n all that.  not sure if i can be bothad tho so dont hold your bref lol.

dont forget i is thinkin abot you n hope you find pis n over come your demonz.

here is my masage to you

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sinserly,

Linda  ^_^